Will
One Style
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| 12/29/2009 @ 10:25 PM |  |
Hi everybody,
Denver (Denvy-Denv) Swainson, guitarist and vocalist for The Frank, recently fell down while trying to chase down a squirrel that had chewed through his pocket to get the little nuts inside. He hit his head pretty hard and has difficulty staying on topic now. His words are mostly slurred and a lot of his sentences trail off before he gets his point accross. His eyes cross when he trys to focus and he gets wall-eyed when he's relaxed. I just wanted to save everyone the embarrasment of asking " are you retarded?" because, well, he is.
Cheers
p.s. If you are around Denver and he has soiled himself (it happens a lot) just call Sara @ 403-588-2025 and ask her to bring some wet naps and an egg lifter. |
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Dreamer
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| 12/29/2009 @ 10:35 PM | |
| So sorry to here about your luck. Maybe you should try hitting your head again to reverse the affects of the first accident. |
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Sara
The Girl
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| 1/12/2010 @ 6:38 PM | |
| I am selling you to the gypsies when we get back to Red Deer Willy... |
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Terd Ferg
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| 3/6/2010 @ 2:46 AM | |
| From where do these people merely always have my address actually? Every day, I receive hidden telephone calls, I take off, nobody sometimes even reports my caller however nevertheless blinks. Does it haunt here slowly, or how can I fight against it? |
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Denver
Stubs
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| 3/10/2010 @ 11:12 AM | |
| Ummmmmm? Pardon? |
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